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"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits." -- David Hoselton
"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."" -- Jerry Seinfeld
"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult." -- Samuel Johnson
"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister." -- Abigail Van Buren
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -- Mitch Hedberg
"If you think something is boring, try doing it for two minutes. If you still think it's boring, try it for four. If you still think it's boring, try it for eight, then sixteen, then thirty-two, and so on and so forth. Soon enough you'll find that it's really not boring at all." -- John Cage
"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." -- James Thurber
"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." -- Paul Fix
"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package." -- John Ruskin
"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously." -- Peter Ustinov
"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other." -- Honore de Balzac
"We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact." -- Jean-Paul Sartre
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